I hate when people try to whisper to me when the teacher is looking right at us -
“dumbass, you’re gonna get us BOTH in trouble”
(Source: -nicolelyn)
when adults comment on your status but their comment is totally irrelevent to what you said
your status will be like
going to a concert with friends!!!!!111
and said adult will be like
hi jimmy how are you i saw your brother today he’s getting so big tell your mom hi for me xxx -betsy
(Source: graceslick-)
- police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
- me: not with that attitude
if you don’t have anything nice to say then come sit next to me and we will make fun of people together.
(Source: tehxbroken)
- Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
- Parents: Ok, cool.
- Me: Your luggage is outside
johnny depp sold his soul to tim burton for eternal youth

