I hate when people try to whisper to me when the teacher is looking right at us -

10knotes:

 

“dumbass, you’re gonna get us BOTH in trouble”


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(Source: -nicolelyn)


when adults comment on your status but their comment is totally irrelevent to what you said

your status will be like

going to a concert with friends!!!!!111

and said adult will be like

hi jimmy how are you i saw your brother today he’s getting so big tell your mom hi for me xxx -betsy

(Source: graceslick-)




  • police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
  • me: not with that attitude


mail-man:

Wait a second. I’ve seen this gif plenty of times before, but I just realised that the picture on the back wall is pole dancing loki holy shit.

if you don’t have anything nice to say then come sit next to me and we will make fun of people together.

(Source: tehxbroken)





  • Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
  • Parents: Ok, cool.
  • Me: Your luggage is outside

phlynn:

johnny depp sold his soul to tim burton for eternal youth




ruinedchildhood:

“Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard ” 
no i wont.

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